This is so subtle yet one of the funniest reactions I’ve ever seen
psychiatrist-cannibal by day
pop-star singing sensation by night
aren’t we supposed to be a really dark and sophisticated fandom
College Packing Index Cards:
Use these index cards as a college packing guide — you don’t have to bring everything on the list.
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE
listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you
Rocket Raccoon icon for tumblr user the-lazy-dinosaur
Oh my goodness I am so sorry for my inability to draw animals
whenever people abbreviate new year’s eve to nye i get confused for a second bc
that tag is something writers should see cuz we tried it with my friend and things got real awkward like her boyfriend came and said: “why don’t you look at me like that when i say ily”
I’m gonna try this with a friend and see how the tension escalates.
on my to do list
I tried this with my husband. We had to shower after.
how howwww is this considered friends like
pls get off your straight horse the homo is strong here
hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck